Happy Birthday Asshole Scented Candle

The thing about assholes is that even if someone is one they still have a birthday and you have to get them something or now you'll be the asshole which would actually be okay if you got one of those candles because they smell like birthday cake and assholes and not bastards like things like cake.

Hand-poured soy wax candles scented with vanilla and cedarwood for a warm, fuzzy birthday cake scent. Comes in a handy tin that measures 3 inches in diameter and 2 inches tall and is reusable for things like sprinkles or voodoo dolls.

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